笑話四則

問：什麼樣的男人最專一？
答：開火車的男人。

問 ：為什麼？

答：因為出軌就得死。

問：世界上最不忠心的是什麼？
答：是錢…說好的一起出門，然後它就不跟你回來了！

問：世界上最忠心的是什麼？
答：是脂肪…怎麼甩也甩不掉！

蘋果是水果界的真正的老大。
一個誘惑了夏娃，
一個毒死了白雪公主，
一個砸醒了牛頓，
一個稱霸了手機，
一個主宰了洗腦歌

我是一個大蘋果，個個孩子都愛我...…

周杰伦版小苹果 Jay Chou

Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin

   Don't Worry Be Happy      

Artist：Bobby Mcferrin

Here is a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry be happy

In every life we have some trouble

When you worry you make it double

Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head

Somebody came and took your bed

Don't worry, be happy

The land lord say your rent is late

He may have to litigate

Don't worry, be happy

Lood at me I am happy

Don't worry, be happy

Here I give you my phone number

When you worry call me

I make you happy

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

Ain't got not girl to make you smile

But don't worry be happy

Cause when you worry

Your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote

I hope you learn it note for note

Like good little children

Don't worry, be happy

Listen to what I say

In your life expect some trouble

But when you worry

You make it double

Don't worry, be happy......

Don't worry don't do it, be happy

Put a smile on your face

Don't bring everybody down like this

Don't worry, it will soon past

Whatever it is

Don't worry, be happy